Witness the humiliation as this distinguished professional is forced to ... my God, I can barely say it ... ride a bike to work. Do something, State Farm! Anything!
"You know that place where you're swapping four wheels for two? Oh, man, I'm there."
Says Streetsblog: "Yeah, I know that place. It's called a city."
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