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Coke: 'it' with the foodies?Yes, according to a new 'artisanal' restaurant in AtlantaPosted by Tom Philpott at 2:56 PM on 16 Apr 2008A press release heralding a new restaurant in Atlanta crossed my email inbox recently. Everything seemed pretty standard at first: Holeman and Finch Public House, opening April 14, intends to serve "food and drink ... with unrivaled quality and care." The chef evidently revels in "whole-animal preparations" and plans to make his own "charcuterie such as coppa, bresaola, and tom thumbs."
Photo: Samuel Wong
Sounds good to me. I applaud nose-to-tail cookery, as well as the move toward small-scale artisanal sausage making. All very trendy, and not a bad thing at all -- as long as the meat is sourced from humane, ecologically minded farms. Then came this: The hand-chosen 75-vintage wine list features small production, boutique wineries that emphasize quality and value. There's some weird pretension at work there. "Hand-chosen" wine? But hey, I enjoy a nice glass of wine as much as the next generally quite populist food snob. Then something odd crept into the press release: The serving dishes will include rustic cheese boards, sturdy ceramics, and a debut line of never-before-seen cast iron pieces from Lodge cookware. Wow. Rather then fetishizing ingredients and the farms they hail from -- not a word about sourcing -- these folks are fetishizing serving dishes. Product placement: not just for Hollywood anymore. And then this: Holeman and Finch will serve as a testing lab for Coca-Cola's "Perfect Serve," a unique return to the art of serving Atlanta's greatest original beverage. Hmmm. Apparently this "artisanal" restaurant -- with its "cozy, intimate space [that] will seat just sixty lucky sippers" -- has hopped into bed with the globe's largest beverage conglomerate. "Perfect Serve," it turns out, is some sort of marketing scheme designed to revive Coke's reputation among gourmet types. That's a tough slog for artificially blackened and carbonated water, flavored mainly with chemicals, and sweetened with ultra-processed, genetically modified corn. Coke consists of: Carbonated water Phosphoric acid is charming stuff. It's known to decrease bone density in people who regularly consume it. Undaunted, the press release writer made a stab at eloquence to describe the beverage's alleged grandeur: The Perfect Serve of Coca-Cola is a special and unique experience that brings romance to one of the South's finest creations: Coca-Cola. The experience appeals to all five of the senses. The Perfect Serve is about releasing the magical, ice-cold taste of the Coca-Cola secret formula, enjoyed from the unique contour bell glass and served with the perfect ritual. And of course, where and how the Coca-Cola will be enjoyed makes all the difference. Here at Holeman & Finch, Coca-Cola will be consumed in the perfect environment. For those interested, here's a creepy little video that shows the restaurant's owners waxing euphoric about Coke's virtues while a company marketing dude cheers them on.
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