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Posted by David Roberts at 1:56 PM on 31 Mar 2008

Wow:

global warming is nothing compared to eternal burning!

Here's the back:

things of this world are passing away

Just goes to show...

That Gristians and Christians speak the same language...

The horror!

 I'm not sure what I would do if I saw someone wearing such a t-shirt. Other than dying on the inside, that is.

T-shirts

The problem with T-shirts is, you can easily easily loose your soul, and pretty much everything else too, if that other person with the T-shirt looks just right.  You know what I mean?

In this case, I care zip for the the flames and the orange and the JC business.  But the tough-guy brown T-shirt looks hunky and cool, so I might go for it.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

Huckabee would approve

Given as he is "unconcerned with climate change since the Rapture is due in 2012."

(Thanks, Onion)

What God hath wrought...

man is only too willing to destroy. You would think it might worry those Xtians a bit that they have destroyed the work of their diety. After all, if I recall Genesis correctly people were somewhat down on the to-do list.

It's freaking bizzare that the same people who believe in "intelligent design by a divine creator" are so willing to kick over that creators fragile sand castle.

There might be consequences.

Put the Carbon Back

Beam us up Scotty

Hell to me would be another 8 years of oil corporations out of control and this do nothing administraion.

We have to get alternative energy quick or we will all do a slow burn from global warming.

Of course if they need any more coal to stoke the fires of hell we can do more mountain top removals and get it for them. With all the valley's and fresh water streams we are covering up they will be no water in hell for thirst quenching or anything else.

Dante would have a multipe over the present situation we are in....

The eons of time and nature was good to us down here. It was not until we become civilized that destroying our habitat become fathomable or fashionable.

Photoshop...

...notice how the letters on the shirts don't fold and bend with any of the creases?

The shirts haven't been printed yet.  It's just a compute image photoshoped/overlayed ontop of a blank brown shirt.

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