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Knut to star in Hollywood flick

Posted by Sarah van Schagen at 2:25 PM on 07 Jan 2008

Read more about: movies | celebrity | wildlife | Arctic

KnutThis 245-lb. fluffball has stolen the spotlight since day one, but Knut may soon make a big-screen debut as the star of an upcoming animated feature.

The Berlin Zoo has been approached with a $5 million movie deal for the year-old polar bear. (I assume that'll be paid out in fish and other bear-friendly treats?)

Ash R. Shah, producer of Garfield: The Movie, plans to use the film in part to address the fate of the polar bear's Arctic habitat. Says Shah, "With his friendly character, [Knut] serves as an ambassador to the Earth's problems -- climate change and the melting polar ice caps."

And who will voice the animated cub? Perhaps another media darling: Suri Cruise.

Suri and cynicism: masculinity crisis

Suri Cruise is no doubt a swell little girl.  But do we really need her to do the voice of the little boy-bear Knut?  There are lots of great child-actors out there, who are boys, and who would no doubt be terrific in the role of Knut.

It is hard not to be cynical: The only purpose of casting Suri Cruise, with her famous parentage, would be to increase box-office receipts.  It would have nothing to do with art, or with ethics.

Certain extremist ideological animal-rights types, playing God, had decreed that Knut could not expect the life of a normal polar bear, raised by its mother in the wild, and therefore should be euthanized.  Fortunately, kinder souls intervened.

Similarly, in casting the voice-actor to speak for Knut, let us not acquiesce to the insensitive powers-that-be, but let us respect Knut for who he is.

Anyway, you would think people would notice that the voices of young girls and those of young boys are hardly interchangeable.  Choir directors will tell you that.  The voices of adult women can produce the most glorious sounds we may ever hope to hear (to consider e.g. Maria Callas and Patti LuPone).  But the voices of pre-pubescent girls are thin and shrill, compared to the voices of pre-pubescent boys.

Nancy Cartwright is quite exceptional in this regard.  She has famously and gloriously done the voice of one of the greatest boy-characters in the history of drama, Bart Simpson.  But she is a professional "voice-actress."  She is the exception that proves the rule.  Plus, having been born in 1951, she has had a bit of a head start on Suri.

Arguably the most emasculating bit of theater ever done, at least in the twentieth century, is the 1960 production, often televised in the 60s, of "Peter Pan," with the Broadway musical actress Mary Martin in the title role.  Martin had already achieved fame playing virtuous young women in "South Pacific" and "The Sound of Music."  But the role of Peter Pan is one of the most dashing and lusty of all male characters, albeit he is stuck on the eve of puberty.  Whatever were the producers thinking?

That production is far from a waste, though.  The great Australian character actor Cyril Ritchard does Captain Hook: surely one of the most delicious villains of all time.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

really?

I thought the Suri Cruise thing was a funny Grist joke. But no. sigh

Lyra's Iorek, another iconic polar bear

The producers of the newly released film version of "The Golden Compass," the first volume of Philip Pullman's magnificent anti-bad-religion trilogy "His Dark Materials," are collaborating with the World Wildlife Fund to get out information on the status of species of wild animals, especially those that are endangered:

http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/wwf/

"TGC" takes place in a parallel world like our own in some regards, but quite different in others.  Two animal-related differences:

First, some animals speak.  One of these is Iorek Byrnisson, a polar bear of Svalbard, who is a heroic character, and becomes a friend of the heroine, the young teen-age girl Lyra.

Secondly, one of the most ingenious literary creations I have ever come upon: every human being has a "daemon," an animal-companion who is on the one hand a separate character, but on the other a vessel for some essential part of the human being's personality or soul.  Lyra's daemon is a marmoset; her father's is a snow leopard; the evil and guileful Mrs. Coulter's is a golden monkey.  Members of the servant class all have dogs.  Witches have birds (I forget what kinds: corvids?, raptors?, gulls?).

The wider diffusion, beyond just those who have read the trilogy, of the idea that human beings can discover a certain wordless psychological kinship with animals, is exciting to some of us who promote animal rights.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

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