McHenry thinks bikes, unlike sexual harassment, voter fraud, and war with Iran, are worth condemning

Congress' dimmest bulb laughs at bikes

Posted by David Roberts at 2:29 PM on 10 Aug 2007

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The energy bill just passed by the House contains a provision that would offer a $20 monthly tax rebate to bicycle commuters. When Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.) found out, he took to the floor of the House to deliver this speech (via Streetsblog):

A major component of the Democrats' energy legislation and the Democrats' answer to our energy crisis is, hold on, wait one minute, wait one minute, it is promoting the use of the bicycle.

Oh, I cannot make this stuff up. Yes, the American people have heard this. Their answer to our fuel crisis, the crisis at the pumps, is: Ride a bike.

Democrats believe that using taxpayer funds in this bill to the tune of $1 million a year should be devoted to the principle of: "Save energy, ride a bike." Some might argue that depending on bicycles to solve our energy crisis is naive, perhaps ridiculous. Some might even say Congress should use this energy legislation to create new energy, bring new nuclear power plants on line, use clean coal technology, energy exploration, but no, no. They want to tell the American people, stop driving, ride a bike. This is absolutely amazing.

Apparently, the Democrats believe that the miracle on two wheels that we know as a bicycle will end our dependence on foreign oil. I cannot make this stuff up. It is absolutely amazing.

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the Democrats, promoting 19th century solutions to 21st century problems. If you don't like it, ride a bike. If you don't like the price at the pumps, ride a bike.

Stay tuned for the next big idea for the Democrats: Improving energy efficiency by the horse and buggy.

Ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo! Whew ... what a wit, this Patrick McHenry. Who is this guy? Let's find out!

That was him on TV claiming that Rep. Mark Foley's years of sexual advances on young Congressional pages was a Democratic plot. That was him who signed on to Tom DeLay's un-ethics bill, which would have exempted the Speaker from Congressional ethics rules ... and then went on TV to defend DeLay when the latter was busted taking vacations funded by lobbyists. That was him whose 2004 election field coordinator was indicted for voter fraud. That was him whose campaign manager and chief of staff racked up 21 convictions in court. That was him advocating a military strike on Iran. That was him comparing Congress to high school, complete with "the nice guys that everybody likes, the jocks, the geeks, the bullies."

Right. That guy. A special kind of dimwit. A pipsqueak Terminator of party hackery. The id of today's Republican party. The reductio ad absurdum of the Bush era. If the dude had any less gravitas he would float into orbit.

Probably not a guy you'd go to for advice on energy policy.

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Practical bike use = Hopelessly quaint?

It is a source of constant amazement and amusement to me that young adults in my neighborhood will drop many hundreds of dollars on the right bicycle and the trendiest bicycling clothing, and expend countless calories biking pointlessly up steep mountain roads or around and around in blindingly fast circles at our local park ... but never, and I mean never, will you catch one of them poor slobs actually pedaling (or walking) 3/4 of a mile to our nearest grocery store to pick up milk, eggs, or bread. That would be, I guess, too ... practical.

Most importantly, I guess, it is not a method for displaying their ability to conspicuously consume. Maybe if they filled their panier bags to overflowing with olive oil, pesto sauce, and belgian endive ...

by GonzoDon at 3:15 PM on 10 Aug 2007

Oily Statesman

Another brilliant, far-sighted Republican. I'm sure he has an "I support the troops" magnet on his Escalade.

by infp at 3:58 PM on 10 Aug 2007

bikes

I think Bush backed some bicycle measures in the previous energy bill, being the (mountain) biker himself (maybe even how he got tick-bit).

Anyway, I hope someone suggests to him that it isn't "making" Americans ride bikes. There are many who want to, and are looking for safe routes.

The strategy of the biking community to support "safe routes to schools" is valid and valuable in this situation.

Rep. McHenry ... you don't want kids to be safe on their bikes?

by odograph at 4:08 PM on 10 Aug 2007

Everyone ...

... should read this Washington Monthly piece about McHenry. It's amazing.

grist.org

by David Roberts at 4:30 PM on 10 Aug 2007

Reminds me of

Reminds me of "Thank you for Smoking"
http://greyfalcon.net/smoking

-David Ahlport

by GreyFlcn at 5:52 PM on 10 Aug 2007

think he has ever been on a bike?

Or that he has ever been on a hike?

Isn't this a "Let them eat cake" moment for Republicans.

Don't go by bike, have somebody drive you.

The money could be better spent though on safty programs or encouragement systems or bike paths. or maybe the money would do some good.

by trock at 7:13 PM on 10 Aug 2007

Pathetic

Sucking votes in with his intellectual vacuum.

In the end, it all comes down to biodiversity. Poison Darts--Protecting the biodiversity of our world

by biodiversivist at 10:53 PM on 10 Aug 2007

A Stain on Our Town

I hate having to admit that he is from my hometown, but if any good can come from it, and you happen to be passing through Hickory, NC, please feel free to stop by his office and let him know what you think.

by bsdsolomon at 2:38 AM on 11 Aug 2007

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