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Enough already, China! You're killing me!

A scary/funny post from China

Posted by Jerome Woody at 4:40 PM on 17 Jul 2007

I found this in my Google Reader feed this morning, a post from a British blogger named Charlie living in Beijing. Three weeks after it was reported that the Chinese government convinced the World Bank to suppress a report that over 700,000 Chinese citizens die every year of pollution-related ailments, due to the fact that it may lead to revolution social unrest among the populace, Charlie's post reads like a bittersweet valentine to the city he's lived in for four years:

I woke up this morning and ate some baozi. They were disgusting! I'm sure I they were made of cardboard.

To get rid of the strange taste I brushed my teeth. Unfortunately the toothpaste contained diethylene glycol, which can cause nausea, abdominal pain, dizziness, urinary problems, kidney failure, breathing problems, lethargy, convulsions, coma and even death, so I spat it out and rinsed with clean water from my water cooler.

Unfortunately I had read in the Beijing Times that water in water coolers is probably just ordinary tap water. Officials say tap water is now clean, but the problem is that the pipes carrying it are old and dirty, making the final product risky.

I therefore skipped the water and had some fruit juice. What bad luck I was having! It just so happened that the fruit juice I had purchased was in the small 20% group of fruit juice products that are substandard.

Bored with beverages I had a light snack to take my mind off things. I ate a sweet but it was horrendously sweet, so I then had a prawn. Unfortunately the prawn was clearly contaminated with antibiotic residues and carcinogens so I had to throw it away.

My dog was looking hungry as I discarded foodstuff after foodstuff, and I realized it must be his dinner time. He tucked into his pet food, but I was shocked when he suddenly keeled over and died.

I felt very sad at the death of my dog so I decided to take a walk in the fresh air. Unfortunately it wasn't a blue sky day, so the air was heavy with suspended particulates, carbon monoxide and nitrous oxide. Better give that a miss, I thought, and instead I resolved to drown my sorrows in booze.

It was at this juncture that my run of terrible luck changed.

It just so happened that the beer I had purchased was from the 5% of Chinese beers that don't contain cancer-causing formaldehyde.

I'll drink to that!

timing of the subject

Is the US in an unspoken tariff war with China or something?  Sorry, I don't get out much.  But it just seems odd that all of a sudden the US is realizing all these Chinese products are harmful or substandard in some way.  I mean, let's be real:  they've been sending lead paint in toys, antifreeze in toothpaste and poison in their fish over here for decades, haven't they?  We'd all be blissfully unaware if there weren't such a ginormous trade deficit, right?

All the Best, Furia - http://www.xanga.com/furia_fubar
funny valentine

That sure is some pretty raw writing there.

On one detail: Many dogs did indeed get sick from eating food made with the contaminated wheat gluten, and a number of them died.  And it was a very painful and drawn-out death; they did not keel over dead on the spot.  But it seems that cats, having a more specialized digestive system, are far more sensitive to the introduced substance than are dogs, and died in far greater numbers -- also in a very painful way.

I agree with FuriaFubar that trade relations between the US and China are mightily vexed, and that the recent ample attention of the media to hazardous Chinese imports has the look of a preparation for a trade war, and that business journalists should be studying all this very carefully.

But as for contaminated pet food, we should acknowledge that the phenomenon of the similar sickness and death of many cats and dogs hit us all suddenly.  Therefore, the suggestion that at least in that case the neglect of health issues had been going on for a while before seems not easy to prove.

Or is FuriaFubar suggesting something even more terrible?: that agents of US business have surreptitiously been contaminating Chinese imports, in order to incite a trade war with China?

Well, similar things have been done, in the interests of US business.  Remember the Maine.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

Bring Me The Head of Zheng Xiaoyu

One thing I have to admire about China, they don't screw around when it comes to regulatory reform...I'd like to see some of this thinking around here:

Point of execution: China sends a message with its harsh punishment

China succeeded in shocking Americans who were indignant over dangerous impurities in exports from that country by executing Zheng Xiaoyu, the former head of its food and drug administration who had been convicted of taking bribes.

Last week's execution seemed designed to send a bold message, both to other Chinese engaged in trade and global consumers of Chinese goods, that authorities in China will deal harshly with activities that harm the nation's ability to sell. Mr. Zheng was one of the highest-ranking Chinese officials put to death for such a crime. He had a distinguished career in government, including eight years assuring standards in Chinese medicine production.



I don't agree with Charlie

Yes,we are not sure there are really some problems with Baozi, Or Maybe its goverment behavior to cover this problem. But we admire that some stalls are not healthy in China,goverment is lack of administered.
But from above article, i totally don't agree.Does China like hell? It is not dangerous as he mentioned. It is toooo exaggerated.The real fact is we are live in a peace & normal life.Our country is not rich and scense of prople is not like West developed country have completed.But i think it will be better.
----------Twig .Chinese

NO MORE FOOD FROM CHINA!

NO MORE FOOD FROM CHINA! BUY LOCAL OR DO WITHOUT!

If nothing else, labels on ALL food from abroad or food made from ingredients from abroad should include country of origin so consumers can make their own decisions. A healthy society depends on informed consumers. And I doubt the exporting countries will actually ban dangerous chemicals as long as consumers remain in the dark. We need TRANSPARENCY! If our representative in Washington really care about the safety of the American people -- and everyone else in the world -- they will demand uniform HIGH standards for food and punish (economically) countries continuing to use toxic chemicals banned elsewhere.

Following is from...

http://www.mercurynews.com/localnewsheadlines/ci_6498822

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Tainted Chinese ginger was distributed by Gilroy company
By Brandon Bailey
Mercury News
Article Launched: 07/30/2007 05:50:32 AM PDT

State health officials are warning against eating fresh ginger from China that a Gilroy company distributed to Northern California supermarkets in recent weeks. Tests show it was tainted with an unapproved pesticide.

Although no illnesses have been reported, officials warned that samples of the ginger contained residue from aldicarb sulfoxide, a pesticide that can cause nausea, headache and blurred vision when ingested by humans in small amounts. In larger amounts, it can cause dizziness, sweating, vomiting, diarrhea, muscle stiffness and difficulty breathing.

The ginger was purchased from China by a Los Angeles County importer, which sold it to the Christopher Ranch, a Gilroy food distributor. Bill Christopher, owner of the Gilroy firm, said he bought 18,900 pounds of the ginger and repackaged it before selling it to several grocery stores and wholesalers - including Albertson's and Save Mart stores in Northern California.

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