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PETA announces sexiest veggie celebs of 2007

Posted by Kate Sheppard at 9:14 AM on 27 Jun 2007

PETA has announced this year's winners of their annual "Sexiest Vegetarian" contest. This year's hottest plant-eaters? Tonight Show band leader Kevin Eubanks and American Idol-crooner-turned Grammy-winner Carrie Underwood (who won in 2005 as well, but dropped to runner-up last year).

This year's runners up include our favorite babe teenage sleuth Kristen Bell (who knocked Underwood from the top spot last year), Spider-Man 3's Bryce Dallas Howard, the studly Joaquin Phoenix, hottie Milo Ventimiglia of Heroes, and rocker/actor Jared Leto.

Says Underwood: "I quit eating beef when I was about thirteen. I do it because I really love animals and it just makes me sad ... I don't like to watch commercials where they have meat. It weirds me out."

Profound. Anyway, way to not eat animals, sexy celebs. But, uhm, what about the blogebrities of Grist, eh? We demand a recount.

Corn Has Feelings Too


Remember the great Stevie Wonder album "The Secret Life of Plants"?

Well, what if it's true?   I mean, just because you can't talk to a fern, doesn't mean its stupid.

Why is it that mobile life forms, that consume other things are inherently less worthy than photosynthesis using green life?  

In fact, since a plant makes its own energy from the sun, is it not a higher being than a cow?

 

Unhappy Cows

You know, I can never be sure if the animal meat I am eating/milk I am drinking came from a supersized farm where animals are treated as objects...or if it came from a mom-and-pop farm and the animal led a relatively good life.  After seeing footage about how animals are treated in large slaughterhouses I decided I just was not going to support that industry any longer.  I also suspect that there is a lot of steroid use in food animals in the US, which might explain why Americans on the whole are so morbidly obese. Pork and Beef are horrible for your colon health.  I have to admit the occasional chicken-slip ;-)

All the Best, Furia - http://www.xanga.com/furia_fubar
congratulations!

But I suppose we measure hottieness by our own personal thermometers.

I have no problems at all with Milo Ventimiglia; but Jared Leto is surely one of the most beautiful male faces ever put in front of a camera.  The profoundly flawed "Alexander" is not to be recommended, though there are some beautiful details in it, including the bodies of the Macedonians after all that work in the gym; and the homoerotic relationship between Alexander (Colin Farrell, another great beauty) and Hephaestion (Jared Leto) is frankly put right out front -- though of course the only steamy sex scene is between Alexander and the Bactrian princess Roxana.  But anyway, never mind, do not waste your time and money on this distressing movie.

On the other hand, "Requiem for a Dream," with Jared Leto doing the male lead, improbably playing a strung-out Brooklyn Jew, is a minor masterpiece.  Ellen Burstyn, a treasure of American theater, plays his mother, and her performance alone is worth the price of admission.  Jared of course does not look his finest in this movie, but there can be no denying that his self-injection scene is one of the most horrifying in movie history.

Anyway, the moral of all this is, Good for PETA for reminding us that not eating animals is a good way to live.

Furia, it is indeed difficult to know, really, how the animals who gave their flesh or milk or eggs had been treated.  We are provisionally satisfied with claims of "organic" for dairy products, and "organic, free-range" for eggs and the chicken breast and turkey breast that we get for Little Dog.  But we know there is more to it than that.

The PETA line, of course, is that there is simply no "humane" way of raising animals in order to exploit them physically, especially in order to slaughter them.  Therefore it is very simple, we should all be vegan.  I approve of that argument, and hope that some day we all come around to agreeing with it.  But meanwhile, we have to proceed one step at a time.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

where to start..?

As for corn (etc) having feelings, I agree that there is probably more going on with plants than we have been able to detect. There have been a number of different studies that have shown that plants might have some kind of sentience. However, unfortunately for the plants, it is much more sustainable to eat a diet that is more heavily concentrated in plants. Because unlike your hamburger that consumes plants (and usually scary things like steroids) and is shipped halfway across the country and is processed, and packaged, etc etc. plants (esp locally grown ones) require a lot less energy use.

And people, esp. Americans, tend to consume too much meat and in general use too much energy.

But on a sidenote, I am extremely in support of PETA's campaign (which is rare). I LOVE that they are making vegetarianism sexy. That is the way to really change our culture.

MMMMM

Grass-fed, organic, free-range beef steak...

MMMMMMM

leaf and twig fed, organic, free range venison tenderloin...

MMMMMMMHMM

PETAL


I'm forming PETAL:

People for the humanane Treatment of Leafy things.

Also, when you harvest crops, do you know how many insects are crushed or dismembered?

How about torn legs, antennae and thoraxes?

Aren't ants animals?

Or do ecologists only preserve things that look like Snoopy?


Not exactly veggie, but ...

I'm not a vegetarian - I'll eat meat if I'm a guest in someone's home and they've cooked it. Also, if a buddy shoots an elk or deer, I'll eat it. Also, I have chickens, and one got her leg broken by a raccoon, so I killed her and ate her.

I think it's about setting boundaries and making priorities. Concentrated feed lots are nasty, I think we can all agree to that. Eating lower on the food chain is a more efficient use of land, nothing surprising there. But a good steak every once in a while is priceless, and there are really good people out there raising cattle.

What is your definition of ecologist?

I'm sorry, but ecologists do not preserve anything, and I don't think they have anything whatsoever to do with PETA. Examples of things that wildlife biologists in my circle work on: Oregon spotted frog, ensatina, perch and so on. Most of the ecologists I know study ecosystem processes, like forest fires, soil formation/degradation, invasive plant lifecycles ...

I know you were sort of kidding, but come on.

Also, wouldn't "People for the Exceptional Treatment of Awe-inspiring Leaflife" be better? Or at least something that approaches the acronym (PETAL).  

What no photos?

Here's a clue.

Women will go vegetarian when it becomes an absolute for scooping an A-list provider, er, husband.

Men will go vegetarian when PETA potlucks have more hot babes than the bars.

I'm not holding my breath. Now where's that free range lamb sausage....mmmmm.

Put the Carbon Back

Oh yes, cucumbers, yes, yes!

They have those marvelous prickles, don't they!

As for eggplants up the butt, well, that is not everyone's style, but who knows?, one can always learn, if one has an open -- I was going to say "mind."

It might well be worth it to go for a $4000/hour session with a "garden specialist."

"Hello.  My name is Eve.  I grow lots of things in my garden.  Would you like to try? ... "

Whoa!  Goodbye Albany!

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

Hehey

Thread revival.  I see a new industry emerging Canis, specialty veggies grown in molds that mimic human "naughty bits".

Of course these would have to be grown organically so as to prevent toxic compounds from being introduced into delicate membranes!  That could really help organic growers, 10% of the crop sold as sex toys.  

I'm calling  my patent attorney!

http://amazngdrx.blogharbor.com/blog John Schneider, Northern Wisconsin

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