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Posted by David Roberts at 12:52 AM on 17 Apr 2007

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Ja, du bist meiner Traumsdoktor

(metaphorically, of course), liebchen Knut, mein Schatz.  But sorry, Little Dog is otherwise engaged, and, as much as I have encouraged her to think about it, she does not think she can "adopt" you as her fluffy white black-nosed little brother at present.

"It would not be fair to Knut," she says.  "I cannot be both snoozing, which is my favorite mid-day activity, and looking after an active young polar bear at the same time, now can I.  Plus there is this to consider: once he grows up, he may very well go through one of those difficult phases, and turn and eat us all.  And the co-op board would not like that one little bit."

I am sure they are treating you very nicely in Berlin, feeding you plenty of seal-schnitzel (about which I would rather not think).

This was a cutely delirious headline, I thought, almost as funny as OMFG:
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Best photo of Knut EVAR!!!1!
>>

It would take a poet to interpret that.  On drugs.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

Wherever would you find a poet on drugs?



Well, there are poets and there are poets

And there are drugs and there are drugs.

But I admit, I would not know exactly where to look for a very good poet on drugs.

Now, journalists on drugs are a dime a dozen ...

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

I resemble that implication!



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Hehey

A dangerous thread.    

As dangerous as that picture?  No way. That much cuteness opposed to gas guzzling GHG cheneyism is the trump card.

Get the kids on our side and it's all over.  Arnie the Wonderdog, founder of Sled Dogs Against Global Warming concurs with Little Dog.

http://amazngdrx.blogharbor.com/blog John Schneider, Northern Wisconsin

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