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Letter to Leonardo

Better be ready to prove your eco-cred

Posted by Yolanda Crous (Guest Contributor) at 11:26 AM on 05 Mar 2007

Read more about: Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Leonardo,

You own a hybrid. You talked up global warming on Oprah. And last week, you stepped up to the Oscar mic with Al Gore. But I wonder if you have any idea how much eco-scrutiny you're going to be under now that you're officially first knight to the King of Climate Change?

Luckily, you seem up to the challenge -- at least according to gossip columnist Ted Casablanca:

Leonardo DiCaprio is superserious about going green, quelle surprise.

During a shoot at Smashbox Studios Wednesday, Leo had his peeps place environmentally safe disposable trash cans around the lot, so the crew could recycle their cups and plates from craft services. Wasn't that caring of him? I could puke, but still, 'twas sweet o' the boy.

The column goes on to break down the brouhaha about Leo's Oscar buddy's home energy consumption.

Not so nice was the report that his Oscar-presenting partner Al Gore is sucking up oodles of energy with his Tennessee mansion. 'Course, we've all heard this, so guess L.D.'s faring better, post-Oscars, than his green-touting Kodak podium partner.

Take this as a warning, Jack ... I mean, Leo. The old show-us-the-science tricks aren't working for climate skeptics anymore, so the anti-action brigade is looking for new ways to distract the public. And throwing dirt at prominent activists (cough Gore cough) is sure to be one of their major strategies.

So get those electricity bills in order.

Al's fair...

Just to point out that some UK papers do have a soft spot:

'Gore was cheated and it still hurts' - http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/

Do before you talk. Then share. If it's also fun and inspiring, people will want to read more. They may even be inspired follow your example.

quelle surprise

Actually, if I were to write a letter to Leonardo DiCaprio, it would be more along the lines of: "I have heard from a number of sophisticated filmologists who have studied 'Titanic' in numerous seminars and have written numerous papers on it, to say that their favorite moment was when that guy jumped off the back of the boat and slammed into the propeller.  Were you consulted for that scene?

"Also, did James Hansen, or any other prominent climate scientist, ever point out to you that if you are standing on the prow of a ship charging across the North Atlantic, in early April, and you are not heavily clad, even if you are hiding behind Kate Winslet, and even if Celine Dion is energizing the sound waves with her Quebecois wail, chances are you will be quickly frozen solid?"

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

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