Before we explain our theory on this, we want to weave the connections among these stories:

• All of the stories are about food, additives, or school lunch.
• All of the stories refer to the CSPI as influencing the issue in some way.
• Three of the five stories refer specifically to school food.
• All of the stories have, at their core, processed foods.
• Most processed foods are made by large multinational corporations like Coke, Pepsi, Unilever, and Kraft.
• The USDA is responsible for both the National School Lunch Program and the success (often through marketing) of the very same multinational companies that produce the above-mentioned processed foods.

Head spinning yet? Here's our distillation of the issue:

A study is released stating that children will eat healthier school food. We believe that most of us think of "school food" as the meals served in schools, i.e., the school lunches. But how many of us realize that the term often refers to nonmeal foods sold at schools, also called "a la carte" or "competitive" foods? These foods are by definition processed, since they don't come from the cafeteria.

Moreover, how many people realize that school meals are regulated by the federal government -- and that competitive school foods are regulated on the state level?

The question we should be asking is, "Why are we selling competitive food in schools at all, especially if those sales are regulated by a different governing body than the one that regulates school meals?" The answer is profit. Profit both for food corporations and, frankly, for schools themselves.

The fact that kids will eat healthy food should thrill school-lunch advocates, especially those of us who live and work in communities that set a high bar on regulating both school meals and competitive school foods. But we have to wonder why we ever thought kids wouldn't eat healthy food, and why we're even discussing it. Could the reason be that if kids ate lots of fresh fruits, vegetables, and whole foods, corporate America would lose profits? Hmm ...

Next, we go to the CSPI press release stating that 20 states flunk "school food." Huh? So do they mean school meals or competitive foods? The answer is competitive foods, the sales of which are regulated by the states. There are numerous states -- Oregon, Kentucky, California, Alabama, Arkansas, and Nevada, to name a few -- that rank high on the CSPI's list of states doing the "right" thing around food sold in schools. Apparently some states are figuring this out, but over 50 percent of the states (including New York, which has the largest school district in the country) get a "D" grade or worse. So perhaps federal regulation is in order?

Well, CSPI, the American Beverage Association (which is working with the Clinton Foundation and the American Heart Association) and Senator Harkin propose that an amendment be attached to the Farm Bill that would regulate competitive foods sold in schools. In our opinion, rather than regulate competitive foods, we should ban them outright and focus on raising the nutritional guidelines on the school meals program. But we'll let that pass for the moment.

At first blush, federal legislation regulating the sales of competitive foods in schools seems like a good idea. Except why should the American Beverage Association be allowed to have a hand in writing legislation that dictates what they can sell in schools? Are we the only ones who see this as a conflict of interest?

And if you read the proposed amendment, it permits continued sales of Gatorade (a so-called "sports drink" that is extremely high in sodium), as well as the sale of milk or dairy drinks with calorie levels as high as 170 per portion. We won't argue the merits of milk (although we could), but allowing chocolate milk (which often has more grams of sweetener per ounce than soda) into schools benefits only corporate America, not the children our government should be protecting.

All of that aside, the real issue we have with this amendment, which is endorsed by the CSPI, is that it preempts states from setting their own standards higher than the proposed national standards. These are the same states that the CSPI touts as role models for the flunking states.

Why is the CSPI signing on for this? Because the American Beverage Association and the megacorporations involved would lose potential profits if they had to deal with differing standards in each state. Hmm. And we thought this was about the health of our children.

While we're on the subject of what the CSPI would allow in schools, the next report we read is that the CSPI has urged the FDA to tighten regulations on salt and sodium in foods. That sounds great, but then why would the CSPI endorse legislation that will allow Gatorade in schools? One 32-ounce bottle of Gatorade has almost 25 percent of the daily recommended allowance of sodium. Do kids, as sedentary as they've become, need sodium replacement? We don't think so. But, of course, sports drinks are a way for corporate America to make profits in schools. Crazy, huh?

Well, if that's not crazy enough, tying all of this together is a new proposed rating system for food in grocery stores. The system will rate the "nutritional benefits" of various processed foods. It turns out, for example, that Chunky Chips Ahoy cookies are slightly worse nutritionally than Nilla Wafers. Of course, this rating system will undoubtedly end up being used to justify various competitive foods sold in schools as well, because the megacorporations selling junk food to parents in stores are selling the same junk food to kids in schools.

The moral of the story, at least for us, is that politics and profit have totally obfuscated our ability to ensure that all children in America will receive a nutritious and delicious breakfast and lunch, which we believe should be as much a part of their education as learning to read and write.

If it weren't for politics and profit, perhaps all children would eat healthy and delicious food in schools, schools would not be allowed to sell junk food to kids, federal guidelines would ensure all of the above, states wanting to enact even higher guidelines (such as organic and local) would be welcome to do so, and all children would learn the importance of a balanced diet that emphasizes fresh, local fruits, vegetables, and whole foods, and minimizes processed foods.

Gee, if that happened we wouldn't need rating systems, FDA-revised guidelines, or the proposed regulations on competitive foods, because then children would make lifelong healthy choices for themselves and the planet. As it stands, however, it is incumbent upon all of us who care about the well-being of our nation's children to be truly leery of all of the conflicting "dogs" in this fight.