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GOP (and Dem) candidates: red-meat-lovin', veggie-hatin'

Posted by Trina Stout at 9:08 AM on 28 Dec 2007

From a compilation of responses given to AP reporters throughout the year:

FAVORITE FOOD TO COOK
DEMOCRATS:
Clinton: "I'm a lousy cook, but I make pretty good soft scrambled eggs."
Edwards: Hamburgers.
Obama: Chili.
Richardson: Diet milkshake.

REPUBLICANS:
Giuliani: Hamburgers or steak on the grill.
Huckabee: Ribeye steak on the grill.
McCain: Baby-back ribs.
Romney: Hot dog.

SHUNNED FOOD ITEMS
DEMOCRATS:
Clinton: "I like nearly everything. "I don't like, you know, things that are still alive."
Edwards: "I can't stand mushrooms. I don't want them on anything that I eat. And I have had to eat them because you get food served and it's sitting there and you're starving, so you eat."
Obama: "Beets, and I always avoid eating them."
Richardson: Mushrooms, specifically. "I'm not a big vegetable eater." Recalling the first President Bush's distaste for broccoli, he said: "I sympathize with that fully."

REPUBLICANS:
Giuliani: Liver.
Huckabee: "Carrots. I just don't like carrots. I banned them from the governor's mansion when I was governor of Arkansas because I could."
McCain: "I eat almost everything. Sometimes I don't do too well with vegetables."
Romney: "Eggplant, in any shape or form. And I've always been able to avoid it."
Thompson: "Not much. I've tried to do better about that. I jokingly say that we kind of have a diet around our house that if it tastes good, you don't eat it. I haven't quite got there yet. There's not much that I turn down. That's a good thing on the campaign trail because you get quite a variety."

You know, because vegetables are for wusses, true patriots love meat, vegetarianism is a gateway drug to liberal snobbery, etc., etc.

Scrolling through the responses, some amusing patterns emerge. Namely, McCain loves anything and everything to do with barbecuing, and Huckabee desperately wishes that guitar ownership would make him cool. (Hey guys, hey guys! I have a bass guitar! Did -- did you hear that? Did I mention my guitar? Because I have one.)

Now if only someone would compile a useful table of candidate responses to relevant questions ... say, a table with candidates' stances on fuel-economy standards, renewable energy, and coal. Oh wait! We did.

History Will Tell


You seem upset by the candidates love of getting all the needed amino acids...even Hillary is not ready to take the lacto-ovo plunge.

Maybe you could spend time raising donations for the Gov. Jerry Brown Memorial Library.

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Lucky for you...

Well, Trina, lucky for you that you/Grist don't consider Kucinich an "important enough" candidate, else you'd have had no fluff piece here.  Ya know, 'cause he is a good ol' vegan.

Veg*ns rock!

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So much for evolution

Or is it not fair to expect anyone to know this, whether or not they accept the theory of evolution? (as surely Bill Richardson does): Mushrooms are NOT vegetables; not only that, but they, and all fungi, are more closely related to us, and all animals, than they are to beets, carrots, broccoli, eggplants, etc.

Too bad that my man John Edwards speaks so harshly about mushrooms, which I love.  But whatever.  He cannot be right about absolutely everything, I suppose.

Greta,
Yes, I noticed that Dennis Kucinich, famous vegan whom I admire greatly, was not given the slightest mention.  But there you are: he is the exception that proves the rule.

Chickens deserve our true friendship! So do fish! So do other sentient beings! Let us learn to be kind.

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