Here's what the sign says on the back of the bathroom door in our hotel:
Hotel Laws of Iowa
Fixing, Limiting, and Determining the Liability of Keepers of Hotels, Inns, Eating-Houses, and Steamboat Owners to Inmates Thereof.
Sorry, was that ... steamboat owners? Holy crap.

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