Then she pulls in her driveway and accidentally runs over her son Shane's remote-control car. The following conversation ensues:

Nancy: Shane, what's wrong?

Shane: You totaled my car.

N: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, I didn't see it. I'm not used to driving this low to the ground.

S: Did you total your car too?

N: What? No, the lease was up, I just bought this. Isn't it cute?

S: No. It's crappy and small.

N: It's environmentally responsible.

S: I liked the Range Rover.

N: The Range Rover was obnoxious. There's global warming. Unless you want the planet to dissolve into one big ocean ...

S: Global warming's just God's will. I liked the Range Rover. This car is gay.

N: Don't be ignorant just because it's in right now. Think about the planet for a change.

S: Where did you get all this stuff?

N: Mommy decided to buy herself a few things.

S: A lot of things.

N: Yes, a lot of things, I work hard and I deserve them.

S: What work?

N: I run a family.

S: Did you buy me anything?

N: No, do you really think you deserve anything after what you did today?

S: What'd I do?

N: You called Celia Hodes a drunk. I got another call from my dear old friend Principal Dodge. I think I'm on his speed dial.

S: I was making a point. She's trying to make Agrestic a drug free zone. I think drugs should be legal.

N: Why?

S: Because. So ... no one gets in trouble.

N: Nobody's gonna get in trouble, OK? Buy yourself a new car.

S: Awesome.

N: Help me bring these bags in the house and let's go see a movie.

S: Really, what movie?

N: Uh, how about the Al Gore one with the total destruction of the planet? The coming environmental apocalypse.

S: Cool.